They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren. I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger, I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders. Little did I know my greatest adventure was yet to come!
